Christ on a bike! Thanks for the link Pat - that treatment really beggars description. There must be some way we can get this to a wider audience; it's the sort of thing that could become a viral phenomenon across the media. I see clips being played everywhere as the perfect antidote to Christmas. It is truly, breathtakingly bad. C'mon chaps - link to it as much as you can. Tell a friend that you've found the Eddie the Eagle of the recorder, that the spirit of Florence Foster Jenkins lives (even if it's in the shrivelled form of a workshy racist).
The sheer effrontery of the bloke is remarkable. Still Eliza, at least you now know what you and your family have been doing wrong all these years.