You have a scar on yer belly, Backwoodsman??? Well, why didnh't ya' jus' say that earlier??? Yeah, yer in...

Hey, ya'll, move over and let this feller by... He's got a ***real***... From a ***real knife***... No store bought scars like ya'll pirate wantabees...

Come on board, mate!!!

And a big "Aaaaarrrrrgghh", back atcha...

B~