SHOW US THE LENGTH
Bob Bossin

"Now girls," said the principal of Terra Nova High School,
"Each year at this time it's a pleasure to me
To introduce to you the mayor of Pacifica
Who's come here today to choose our annual beauty queen,
Who will be," said the mayor, "a very lucky girl
To represent Pacifica throughout the state,
And who could go on to be Miss California,
Or even Miss America some day.
Now let's have those volunteers."
One girl stood and without any fear,
Said:

CHORUS: "Show us the length of your cock.
Are you hung like a beaver or hung like a bear?
Let us heft the weight of your rocks
So that we might have a standard by which to compare.
You men needn't be embarrassed if it's short or bent or slender.
The personality is as important as the member,
So drop your trousers and make the news.
Don't judge us or else we'll judge you."

2. Well the girls looked at their teachers who were looking at the principal
Who was looking at the mayor who was looking at his shoes.
The mayor said to the principal, "you really must excuse me now,
But I have just remembered I've got something else to do."
But before he could get to leave the room,
The same girl came forward holding out a ruler.
The mayor took off like a kite in the wind.
She started singing again: (Chorus)

3. "Now, girls," said the principal of Terra Nova high school,
"I've called you back to say a few words.
A girl has been suspended for the rest of the term,
The result of this behavior of which you all have heard.
It was a blow to the school's good name.
We believe in freedom, but license is not the same.
This women's liberation may be partially true,
But that's never an excuse for being rude."

(It sometimes then finishes with another chorus or just stops here.)

Even though I lived around southern Ontario when Bob wrote this...early 70's....I learned it from a hippy Scottish crofter in 1983....thank you Jake Williams.

Hope this helps you....a good song but mind your audience...as the coed learned in the song
Cheers
Ed Winacott....singer/songwriter lurking near Pefferlaw Ontario.