Oh, Alice, you DO need to eat a funnel cake.

As of tonight, I can say that I've been on a DATE to the roller derby, that was sorta new... well, both are sorta new to me, so together... And they had funnel cakes, there, too! Right next to the beer.

I have never done acid: too scared.

I never told my Catholic high school principal what a #$&*#'d up miserable pervert he was, and I regret that.

And there are people I never told what they meant to me before they left this world, but I think there's a whole 'nother thread on that.

I HAVE, however, replaced the innards of a toilet, installed a thermostat, and bought the house they live in, in that order.


Dani