The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #115546   Message #2500664
Posted By: Uncle_DaveO
23-Nov-08 - 02:53 PM
Thread Name: BS: 6th Joke thread of 2008!
Subject: RE: BS: 6th Joke thread of 2008!
"Golf and a Heart Attack"

The husband and wife were playing on the ninth green
when she collapsed from a heart attack. "Please dear,
I need help." she said.

The husband ran off saying, "I'll go get some help." A
little while later he returned, picked up his club and
began to line up his shot on the green.

His wife, on the ground, raised up her head and said,
"I may be dying, and you're putting?"

"Don't worry dear. I found a doctor on the second hole
who said he come and help."

"The second hole?? When in the hell is he coming???"

"Hey! I told you not to worry." he said, practice
stroking his putt. "Everyone's already agreed to let
him play through."