The morris stick dances (both Cotswold and Border) have got to be a ritualised form of combat. OK, so maybe the sticks have phallic overtones as well, but the same could be said of various weapons such as sticks, coshes, guns etc. I think a stick dance would be a very suitable riposte to a Haka.

But maybe incorporating human sacrifice would be taking it a bit far.

Marje