Surprised I'm the first one to post some potty humor.
Last Thing on My Mind
It's a lesson too late for the learnin'
I'm stuck man, I'm stuck man
In the wink of an eye my stomache's churnin'
In the can, in the can.
Are you laughing on with no thought of concern
Will there be not a tear left behind
Well, I could have done it better
Didn't mean to get in a bind
You know that was the last thing on my mind.
As I sat down, my keys went atumblin'
Down and down, down and down
I got up cursing and a grumblin
Looking down, looking down
As I stand here waist deep in the sewer
Calling out, calling out.
Frantically my hopes become fewer
I hoarsely shout, I hoarsely shout.
You've got reasons a-plenty for gigglin
This I know, this I know.
Covered with turds I am wrigglin
Please don't go, please don't go.