The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #22838   Message #250153
Posted By: Amergin
01-Jul-00 - 03:14 PM
Thread Name: Song Challenge! Part 31
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 31
Surprised I'm the first one to post some potty humor.

Last Thing on My Mind

It's a lesson too late for the learnin'
I'm stuck man, I'm stuck man
In the wink of an eye my stomache's churnin'
In the can, in the can.

Chorus:
Are you laughing on with no thought of concern
Will there be not a tear left behind
Well, I could have done it better
Didn't mean to get in a bind
You know that was the last thing on my mind.

As I sat down, my keys went atumblin'
Down and down, down and down
I got up cursing and a grumblin
Looking down, looking down
CHORUS
As I stand here waist deep in the sewer
Calling out, calling out.
Frantically my hopes become fewer
I hoarsely shout, I hoarsely shout.

CHORUS

You've got reasons a-plenty for gigglin
This I know, this I know.
Covered with turds I am wrigglin
Please don't go, please don't go.

Amergin