Oooooh Santa, it seems thou Dare to be honest and fear no labor.

Explanations needed, eh? So, I guess I won't be getting new feet after all.. I'd know what to do with those. They probably wouldn't be needing padding, either ;-)

Now, how about a few hints, Santa dear? Robbie Burns birthday is still a couple of months away, so does that mean you live far from me? Or does it mean that you spent so much on my pressie that you had to send it by slow elf mail instead of raindeer express? Oh, no, please don't tell me you hired that elf I had employed last year? I'm telling you, he thought the direct route from here to Orkney was via China and Australia..

Anyway, patiently but eagerly awaiting your communications, Santa, and I hope you'll have a jolly festive season in your little corner of the world.

Best wishes,

Bente (still well behaved, whatever that means)