Hey, I don't know that I'm sure I believe all the fancy claims these health drinks make...!

I saw a young woman the other day, she was stumbling along 'sports' drink in hand. And I thought, "hmmm, those scientific isotropicglucosefructosemagicmethinnerandfitterisolates must have something a bit itchybeard about them."

On the upside, apart from the random stumbling, general ranting, low level aggression, and utterly socially unacceptable earings, she seemed pretty happy though!