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I was just doing the vacuuming when I suddenly got struck by very very old joke. And I'm still chortling.
Question:
How do you get forty Poms in a telephone box?
Answer:
Make one a foreman and the rest'll crawl up his arse.
You Aussies must have a few more. Go on, I'm in the mood!