Who knows the Aussie Christmas song? Can't think who did it but the chorus goes

Christmas in Austalia, is Christmas in Paradise
Christmas in Australia is, basicaly, bloody nice!
Bruce is going steady with Sheila; Sheila's going steady with Bruce
If you ain't got a Christmas suntan, you're a Pommie and you're no bloody use.

Always tickles me. Not as much as Bogles 'I hate Wogs' but funny all the same.

Cheers

DeG