I for one am offended by the thought of lobster as the official Thanksgiving food. For one thing it's not kosher. More importantly, I'm allergic to lobster, crab and other crustaceans; if I can't eat it, nobody should. There, my first official rant as a born again Liberal!

But seriously guys/girls, I wish each of you (at least where it is a holiday) a happy Thanksgiving Day. Don't eat too much.