This story was first posted as a BS thread, but I think it would make for a danged good Song Challenge!

It's already spawned a few groan-worthy puns and silly jokes, so why not some folk songs too?

Have at it!

Genie


(Oh, in case the link to the story stops working, the basic story is that a zoo in Japan sought and obtained a "mate" for their female polar bear, only to discover, after hoping in vain for 3 years for cubs, that both their bears are female.)