Why are Poms like bananas? They come over in shiploads, they're all bent, they're green, but they turn yellow!

How do you confuse an Irishman? Give him three shovels and tell him to take his pick!

What do you call a Kiwi wearing a suit?   The defendant!

Why is a threepenny bit that shape? So that you can get a spanner on it to get it out of a Scotsman's hand!

"Say, where do youse guys come from?"   
"Saskatchewan"
"Oh, Royt."
"Where'd they come from, Blue?"
"Down't know, they don't speak English."

There you are, WLD, now you can mix-n-match and insult everyone.