ROTFLMAO!!!! for the three of you. Good Job!!!

Here's a half-assed one:

WORRIED MAN BLUES

It takes a worried man to sing a worried song
It takes a worried man to sing a worried song
It takes a worried man to sing a worried song
I'm worried now but I won't be worried long.

I went into the potty just to take a pee
I went into the potty just to take a pee
I went into the potty just to take a pee
When I zipped up I found I lost my keys

I dropped my pants to go jumpin in
I dropped my pants to go jumpin in
I dropped my pants to go jumpin in
I dived down my head started to spin

I felt around until I found my keys
I felt around until I found my keys
I felt around until I found my keys
When I got up, I was stuck in the toilet seat

There were some kids spitting the kudu turds
There were some kids spitting the kudu turds
There were some kids spitting the kudu turds
I screamed and hollered til they said they heard

They told their mom that I needed help
They told their mom that I needed help
They told their mom that I needed help
She called the cops when she heard me yelp

I heard the sirens roaring from afar
I heard the sirens roaring from afar
I heard the sirens roaring from afar
Two old women crashed in their police car

They took apart the potty and got me out of here
They took apart the potty and got me out of here
They took apart the potty and got me out of here
When I got home I drank some Asaka beer

I had to burp when I got a little soused
I had to burp when I got a little soused
I had to burp when I got a little soused
The burp caught afire and burned down my house

It takes a worried man to sing a worried song.
It takes a worried man to sing a worried song
It takes a worried man to sing a worried song.
I'm worried now but I won't be worried long.

Amerginwhoknowsthisoneisfeeble