The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #22838   Message #250271
Posted By: Áine
01-Jul-00 - 06:54 PM
Thread Name: Song Challenge! Part 31
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 31
I really must think of a Cow Chip Classic Line Award (any suggestions, my darlin' Challenge!rs??) --

And the nominees are (since Amergin's first entry):

The ensuing extraction nearly put me in traction

They put me in an ambulance,
All covered up in poo,
To make it worse I had to wear,
A toilet seat tu tu.

I had to burp when I got a little soused
The burp caught afire and burned down my house