"Ow 'do, Jethro!"

"Ow 'do Garge!"

Oi loiked that song you sung at the 'Arvest 'Ome larst noight; 'ju roihgt it?

"Yes oi did, Jethro, but keep yer voice down!"

"Whoi?"

"'Corse I dun't want nobody to know that oi wrote it - oi wants it to be herrnonymus loike."

"Whoi'je yer want it to be herrnonymous?"

"So people in the future 'ull classifoi it as a folk song."

"Roight! Got yer! Mum's the word. Oi dun't know nuthing."