Well hell..........I opened up this thread expecting some sinisster and frightening new diseaese to have laid you low.

Diabetes?

Geeziz man........You'd be probably worse off with the clap! I mean they can cure the clap quite easily nowadays but if you had the clap Jacqui would kill you. So diabetes is no big deal!

Besides, look at all the company you have around here and how much advice you already got on this thread. Cheer up or Jacqui will beat the livin' hell out of you. I'll call her again and make sure she does!

Spaw