Look at what we have been given and be thankful:

Congress
A whole new US administration
US State governments
US City governments
US County governments
The whole government, at every level, in the UK
The French
The Scots
Californians
Paris Hilton
Opera
Christo
Wannabees
The World Economy
Giant Squids
Nature
People who spell funny, like the Welsh and the UKers
Banjo players
Accordionists (which always sounds like a bunch of perverts)
Slugs
All sorts of football
Baseball
Basketball
Curry

And so very, very much more. Why are you sad? Rejoice!