See, Bobert? See what your whining of "There's no more BS!" causes? I just came from Indiana, and these deer left a suicide note blaming you; the police are withholding the note pending notification of the next of kin. And this came from the Associated Press, so you know it's true!

November 29, 2008
5 deer die jumping from overpass onto Ind. highway

Police in Indiana say five deer that wandered onto a highway overpass have jumped to their deaths on Interstate 69, one of them crashing through a tractor-trailer's windshield.

Indiana Department of Natural Resources spokesman John Salb says the deer may have been spooked by cars as they were crossing the overpass Friday. They fell 20 to 30 feet onto the highway.

Police say the driver of the tractor-trailer rig struck by one of the deer was not injured.

Late fall is stressful for deer because it is hunting season, said DNR spokesman Phil Bloom said.

Farmers are also removing the last of their crops from the fields, reducing the animals' food supply as the animals' breeding season is in full swing.