A testimonial from the world's most honest adult person, the infamous Spawzer, backin' up what I have been sayin'... Deer suck... Yeah, when you have Spawzer in yer corner, you know you are on the right side of all that is true and just so...
...here's my suggestion... Open deer season to all 387 days that are in a year, allow WMDs in huntin' the sumabiches, give $50 bounties for does, $25 for Bambi and 10 dollars per point for the bucks...
That is my proposal...
This is war... Not just some fist fight behind the bowling alley... It's either us or them... The best way to stop all this ruttin' is to kill 'um 'cause accordin' to the Wes Ginny Slide Rule..
... dead bucks don't rut, an' you can take that all the way to closest game check station...