At our Unitarian church in Portland, OR, a few years ago, we did some "alternative Christmas carols." I thought I had posted some here at Mudcat, but I can't find them.

Here are a few:

FLEEECE MOM AND DAD

(Tune: Feliz Navidad!)

Fleece mom and dad! Fleece mom and dad!
Fleece mom and dad,
Don't spare their budget, make de kids feel bad!

(I'll see if I can find the rest of the lyrics. They're on another computer.)