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Thread #116587   Message #2504582
Posted By: Barry Finn
01-Dec-08 - 02:08 AM
Thread Name: BS: Bobert Drives Deer To Suicide!
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Drives Deer To Suicide!
Deer, that ain't nothin, we got deer, bear, wolf, moose by the boat load out here in New Hampshire but what we got that you ain't seen is big ratcoons. I hit one 7 months ago & me teeth are still rattlin in my gums. Broke the lower splash guard of my Toy ota. Cost a grand to fix & my deduct says tha I paid half. I didn't know it was a coon that didin my bumper till the ajuster pull off a tuff of fur from what was left of the bumper. I though I just ran over it with my tire cause it felt like I was rollin over a tree stump, twice. I looked back in the rear veiw mirror & saw this pissed off giant standing on 2 hind legs with both fore fronts foreward & giving my the finger, with both feet! A' yelling all kinds of unrepeatables. I'm glad I didn't stop, cause as mad as it was, it was gonna kick my ass if I got out & it told me so. You can eat your raodkill deer & suck but around here we don't eat ratcoon cause those critters are to dam tough.

Barry