Good auld Padge .
Fill a bottle from the tap - put it in the fridge - it keeps it cool.
Padge sez .."As the bottles are made from oil they should be burnt/incinerated for power!"
Why stop there ? burn the greasy gits which advertise and distribute the stuff.
My wife infuriates me by buying Bottled water - what a F8cking scam.
She can't be convinced.