Jaysus - I hadn't realised that deer were seen as such a menace in the US! How in the name of anything did Disney get to make Bambi so popular? People weep buckets in the cinema when Bambi's family get put to the sword, so to speak...

I'm just sorry you're all so far away across the pond - venison's damned expensive over here, and I could do with raiding your freezers!

Will (in the UK, where you need a special licence to cull deer)