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Thread #59418   Message #2504864
Posted By: Rapparee
01-Dec-08 - 09:27 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Then they don't have a file on me. My wife never changed her from her maiden name and she forced me (at gunpoint) to keep my own as well.

"Sure now, Mary, and why wasn't Sean at Mass this morning?" asked the Irish priest.

"Ah, Father, Sean died last night."

"Ah, Mary, and sudden was it?"

"That it was, Father, that it was."

"And did he have any last words, Mary?"

"He did, Father. He said, 'Mary, now put the gun down.'"