"I don't much care for the "is the tomato a fruit or a vegetable?" question, because of its use in making children feel stupid and/or inferior"

Oh gawd blimey.

Oh well, as I am stupid and/or have an inferiority complex I guess this kind of question appeals to me. I don't think I've ever asked it to a child.

I better to leave it to you intellectual superior beings to ask the questions in the future. It must be great being infallible, so have pity on us the deserving thick twats guv. I won't ask any more questions your egoness.

Is the whelk a vegetable?