Wav you are out of your depth
Aye, Dick, but he's been out of his depth since the very start of this thread and has steadfastly and stubbornly refused to listen to anyone's advice. Best just to look upon him as our very own global village idiot and more to be pitied than scorned (until his starts the racist bleating again, of course).
He really would be better off with a pig's bladder on a stick than his execrable recorder - sorry "English Flute" - playing. The singing really has to be heard, though. It's an absolute hoot!