We have it now, folks. Photographic proof of the existence of that slut, Chinga. Watch this revealing video. Most of it concerns Chongo himself cracking wise with the bartender at the well-known club "The Monkey Bar" in Chicago....but who should appear for a few brief seconds at the beginning? Chinga. She is heard talking at 0:05, then appears at 0:06, and it is clear that she is talking on the phone to a would-be "john" who ain't got the cash to afford her dubious favours. (She's also smoking right under a "no smoking sign!) All I can say is, that bird on the phone has got to be pretty damn short on funds, cos I've heard that she'll do it for a fiver. He's also gotta have no taste at all when it comes to women. Her blonde hair is 100% phony, just like the rest of her game.

Check it out:

Chinga caught on film!

Chinga can also be seen in the background in other scenes, sitting at her table with an unknown chimp companion. There is no indication in the film that she or Chongo know one another or have any interest in one another, though they are in the same bar that evening.

It is plain that Chinga is nothing more than an ambitious pro skirt on the make who is looking to get some coin off Chongo now that he's become famous for being the first primate candidate for president of the USA. She's in it for the money, folks.