long titties... Classic!

My baby brother Tim at 5 years was witnessing the birth of puppies. Confused aout which end of our Manchester Terrier they were appearing from he asked our Dad. "But where are they coming from?" My Dad thinking himself clever said, "God brought them."

Timmy pondered for a moment and asked "Why is she eating them?" My Dad explained "she not eating them she is cleaning them."

Tim not to be thwarted by superior adult logic responded, "Why, did God have dirty hands?"

Come on folks. Post more. I like this thread.