Guy visits the doctor and tells him he has a difficult sexual problem so the doc tells him to relate the prob...." Well doc, I wake in the morning and make love to my wife before getting out of bed, getting breakfast and sometimes having a 'quickie' with the wife before leaving for work. Then I get a taxi to the station.. always with the same female taxi driver, and we stop for a sex session on the way. When I get to the station it is always quiet and the ticket lady invites me round for a what is always a good sexual encounter before my train comes. On the train there is this girl who always keeps a compartment for us and we drop the blinds and make love on the way to work. When I get to work, my secretary is ready and waiting to have sex over the desk and I then do my mornings work. I have sex with my secretary before going for lunch at a local cafe... where the proprietress invites me upstairs for sex. I go back to work and have sex with my secretary again before doing afternoon work and have sex with her again before going home. On the way home, same girl, own compartment, same ticket lady, same taxi driver and have sex with them all. When I get home I find my wife waiting in her best sexy lingerie and we go upstairs and have a long love making session before she presents my tea.... after tea we sometimes make love again and I relax and watch TV for a while with a can of beer. At bedtime we always have a love making session before going to sleep.... and doctor this happens every day"!!!!!!!!!!!
"Well said the doctor, I can understand perhaps that you are very tired and under some emotional strain"
"NO!!!! you don't understand" said the guy.... "The problem is that I get very sore when I play with myself"!!!!!!!!!!!!!