My Uncle Jack was visiting at my Uncle Ed's (brothers). One of Ed's kids came running into the room and said, "Uncle Jack! We just saw a commercial on TV! That's the kind of aftershave you use, right? Old Scheiss?"

(For those who might not know, Old Spice is a brand of American aftershave. My family is of Germanic extraction and we then and even now sometimes lard familial conversation with Platt Deutsch.)