Now may we ll be glad to thrive
At 26 of K and Five
And onward, forward, upward strive
From 26 of K and Five.
Let not this century's brief thrill
Seduce into standing still
But vow to further make our way
On to the 27 of the Kay;
Ah hat will be a merry day!
And what will then the doubters say?

Tom T. Tompititom
Rhythm for Mongoloids
Tasteless Publications New World Division
Schenectady, 1956