"Blonde Patient"

A man comes running to the doctor shouting and
screaming in pain. "Please doctor you've got to help
me. I've been stung by a bee."

"Don't worry;" says the doctor, "I'll put some cream
on it."

"You will never find that bee. It must be miles away
by now."

"No, you don't understand!" answers the doctor,
"I'll put some cream on the place you were stung."

"Oh! It happened in the garden in back of my
house."

"No, no, no!" says the doctor getting frustrated,
"I mean on which part of your body did that bee
sting you."

"On my finger!" screamed the man in pain. "The bee
stung me on my finger and it really hurts."

"Which one?" the doctor.

"How am I supposed to know? All bees look the same
to me!"