Listen....I just got back and, skipping past the stuff that got all this started, I think this idea has great merit.

Can we get some servant types and some good seegars, stock up on some 4-star brandy and those funky snifters that you can't drink out of without spilling the crap all over you, while the rest goes up your nose? I'm thinking maybe we can do some big overstuffed armchairs and some real boring newspapers to read too. Say, what about a membership pin and a wacky handshake where you scratch your nuts with your left hand while shaking with your right and snort back a wad of snot through your nose so you sound like a boar hog in rut. Then we get to do the blackball thing too. Dissenting members use the blackball to show their feelings, only here you actually have to paint one of your own balls black and everyone drops trou to vote.

I figure we can eliminate Kendall right away since we don't want no members what are standin' around stirrin' turds no how. And Bert probably wouldn't work out since he couldn't remember where the place is. Mick too, now that I think of it, since he looks like he's givin' the secret handshake when he's just standin' around.

Spaw