I saw a gizmo in the store yesterday that's supposed to help forgetful people find their car keys. The gizmo attaches to your key ring and if your keys are misplaced you whistle and the gizmo emits a beeping noise.

Well, that's fine for the whistle-endowed, but what about those of us who can't whistle worth a damn? We'd have to also buy a whistle and, of course, we'd never be able to find the whistle when we needed to blow it to find our keys.

Maybe they should reengineer the gizmo to be triggered by a sound everyone can make. Like a fart.