Miss Susie had a steam boat
the steam boat had a bell
Miss Susie went to heaven
and the steam boat went to...

Hell.o operater
connect me number 9
If you disconnect me I'll kick you from...

Behind the frigerater
there was a peice of glass
Miss susie sat upon it
and broke her little...

Ask me no more questions
tell me no more lies
the boys were in the bathroom zipping up there...

Flies were in the meadow
the bees were in there hive

Miss susie and her boyfriend were kissing in the
D-A-R-K
D-A-R-K
dark, dark, dark