Well geeziz.....About time!!! You are probably one of the slowest dolts I know........I mean like a couple years ago, I thought you were married to Marge, but you set me right and said you'd get around to it. So how many times have you changed string since then? What was the hold up? Yeah, I know all that tired crap you explained before, but at least you finally got on with it!!!

HERE'S A HUGE CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!

....which is an appropriate size for both of us.

Spaw