Oh sure... you convert for Bobert but not me!

I hate the cave men commercials too. I can overlook failures in logic unless the subject matter is too stupid, and those commercials are too stupid. For one thing, cave men were called CAVE MEN because they lived in FLIPPIN' CAVES. You get a corporate 'cave man' living in a nice apartment with nice stuff, flying on airplanes, playing tennis and hanging out in the 21st century version of a fern bar. This is NOT a CAVE man. On top of that, he's not supposed to be lacking in intelligence (and he's got way more STUFF than me anyway) and acts hurt when lower intelligence is referred to, which pretty much proves... well, if it doesn't prove he's not smart, he sure comes off whiny.

BUT THEY AREN'T CAVE MEN, PEOPLE!