Yeah, maybe Ron. We were all at the same stage of evolution back then though. Was there some sort of racial purity thing that kept Neanderthals from hooking up with modern-type Paleolithic humans? We're talkin' 'Clan of the Cave Bear' stuff here, and there may be a case for that. Apparently, neanderthals got stoned a lot.

So then, how did these insurance commercial 'cave men' manage to live for thousands of years without getting exterminated by the P-men? What? Were they living in caves or something? Did space aliens borrow them for a while? The attitudes of those guys in the commercials could be explained by prolonged, repeat anal probes, so maybe that theory has some merit. On the other hand, I really hate those commercials for making me think about stuff like that.

Go Ozzy...