Dear 'Spaw,

You said "Say, what about a membership pin and a wacky handshake where you scratch your nuts with your left hand while shaking with your right and snort back a wad of snot through your nose so you sound like a boar hog in rut." -- Hey, I'd pay to see that (just as long as nobody sniffs their fingers afterwards).

-- Áine (who always won the gross out contests in primary school!!)