From: Ruth Archer

Honestly, David - if you don't fancy working too hard...

Ah well! I think we all know the answer to that one Ruth.

You'd think that as he's doing bugger all else of any worth, he might at least use his abundant free time to learn to cook. And of course, women shouldn't as it may make their arms all bulgy.


From: WalkaboutsVerse

...I being mostly vegan...

Hee hee hee. Possibly the most stupid thing you've said?


...smooth peanut butter; also, for a treat, I'll spread avocado/gaucamole on toast.

How quaintly English. Just like it was in the 1950s