Wassamatter y'all? How is it POSSIFUS that you don't comprehend that OZZY is LIVING PROOF that GOD EXISTS?!

Here we have a man who has lived the Rock Life and can still FORM SENTENCES! Well, almost...

As he mumbles his way through life, OZZY PROVES that we are all being watched over by a higher power. For I say, if a man can barely stand and function, and STILL gets up to DO HIS THANG for YOU(And, his wallet), he should be loved and admired.

And, who among us can forget His profound lyrics?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHNmyN6mPsM
"The light in the window is a crack in the sky..." (Did somebody say crack?)
And the red lips couch, OBVIOUSLY signifying OZZY'S LOVE FOR HUMANITY!
You JUST DON'T GET IT! DO YOU?!

And, let us not forget OZZY's MEMORABLE MELODIES, something that most of you will not be able to accomplish in your entire misbegotten lifetimes!(Sniff...Where's my Kleenex? Excuse me, I just get so EMOTIONAL about these things...I'm sorry.)

I tell you, I wipe a tear from my eye everytime I hear that song. What depth!
A true Shakespeare of the Rock ART.

SHAME ON YOU ALL for not giving OZZY the RESPECT he DESERVES! It makes me want to cancel my Mudcat Membership!. Uh, wait a minute, I don't HAVE a Mudcat Membership. But if I DID have one...

bob :<) Da NA NA, NA NA NA NA, NA, NA NA, NA NAAA...