The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #58708 Message #2509465
Posted By: Lighter
06-Dec-08 - 04:28 PM
Thread Name: BS: Blonde Jokes
Subject: RE: BS: Blonde Jokes
Compare with Jim's joke:
JOKER (suddenly): I just heard the greatest knock-knock joke. You start!
JERK (eagerly): Knock knock!
JOKER: Who's there?
JERK: Uhhhhh.....uhhhh....*I* don't know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JOKER: Sorry. This time, *you* say knock knock.
JERK: Knock knock!
JOKER: Who's there?
JERK: AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Needless to say, I was the "jerk" in this particular case. (It may have been in the '80s.) But this time, *you* say knock knock. You'll never guess the punchline!