The late Richard Whitely, ex Lord Mayor of Giggleswick, presenting a possible Yorkshire Television item on Calendar to a shocked looking audience of senior citizens. I would speculate to be a turn up to play and then can you all join in on these boys and girls shock horror.

To be fair to YTV I have heard worse when the sound man at Blue Murder concert thought that the three cords that Martin Cathy was playing just to keep things together was the main attraction.

Needs must and I am about to dust of my Christmas Songs for use once again so that I do not have to read the words. But if I was throw together, as I expect they all were, I doubt if I could learn the words to a version of a carol spontaneously I would need the words.

Let's trust in some none performer to come up with singers night of ABBA songs. Sorry it's a pet hate of mine!

Please note that although some people think that singing Carols at other times than Christmas is unlucky. I have disproved this theory as when I went out Carol singing in July I found that every house that I call at told me that I would be LUCKY!