Southwest Airlines (US based airline) tends to get a bit odd on the local LA/Oakland shuttle run... It's an hour long flight, and the crew always seems a bit punchy come the last flight...

So one night, The following comes over the PA after the cabin crew has done all the announcements...

(loosely remembered) "Ladies and gentlemen, while we're waiting for permission to depart, I'd like to remind you yet again that in case we experience sudden cabin pressure loss, that oxygen masks will drop from the overhead compartments. We ask that you stop screaming, yelling and clawing your fellow passengers long enough to strap them over your mouths so that the rest of us up here can get back to sleep..."

Gotta love local air...

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