WAIT A MINUTE! I have been struck by an epiphany! Screw the Amish! Screw Bobert! The "Car Czar" should be none other than (drum roll, please) the CEO of Hasbro Toys!

"Why?" you ask? Well, because Hasbro is the maker of Transformers! If the Hasbro guy was Car Czar he could drag some of the young geniouses who design Transformers with him to Detroit. We could really have cell-phones and toasters that fold out and turn into cars and trucks! Wouldn't you like to have a CD boom-box that turns into a Ford E-350 cargo van?

It would solve the parking problem; just fold your car up, take it in the office with you, and use it as a foot massager while you slave away at your desk. And it would solve the road rage problem; nobody's going to cut you off in traffic if they know that, with the push of a button, your car will turn into a vicious 50-foot tall robot armed with twin Gatling guns!

I am such a genius! I'm sure that when Prez-Elect Obama hears of my idea he will not merely endorse it, but will insist that I, not he, be named Time Magazine's Man of the Year!