Well, it was either the new urinals or the new septic tank. The memorialization of the septic tank is being held back until someone who REALLY deserves such an honor comes along.

But it was close, very close.

You'll be pleased to know that there's a little plaque at the bottom of each urinal reading, "In memory of the late Shame McBride. Please don't throw butts or gum in the urinal, Shame's trying to quit."

There's also a groundswell movement to get the Hovel's newly remodeled vomitorium named "Shame McBride Hall". Upton Charles "Up Chuck" Smythe and his friends are leading the charge (so to speak).