1) A good strong Lancashire cheese (Kirkham's) toasted on heavy fruitcake.

2) Mini Cheddars sandwiched with tomato sauce (this I do whilst awaiting the main course in Wetherspoons much to the irritation of my long-suffering wife).

3) Xmas Day - a good strong wholegrain mustard mashed up with frozen brambles for a very excellent garnish.

4) Laughing Cow & Colman's Mustard spread on Warburton's crumpets.