Guess I will be the kindly one, even though I am not across the pond anymore. In the US men's underpants are either boxers or briefs or a thong. What's your poison?

14 years to go before I hit 64. My tests for a (potentially) good day are:
Ability to get straight out of bed and walk around without canes or screaming pain.
Get my bra and my socks on all by myself. (god what and image)
Brush and braid my hair without assistance and without pitching a hissy fit.

All of which I have been able to do easily while I have had this virus. My immune system has something real to attack rather than my joints.